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Goofy Conversions

Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 I.V. league
2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
1 millionth mouthwash = 1 microscope
Speed of a tortoise breaking the sound barrier = Mach Turtle
365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling = 1 lite year
Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
1000 aches = 1 megahertz
Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = bananosecond
10 cards = 1 decacards
1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
10 rations = 1 decoration
2 monograms = 1 diagram
8 nickels = 2 paradigms
2 wharves = 1 paradox

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