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WHY GOD MADE MOMS

WHY GOD MADE MOMS – Part 1

BRILLIANT! These are answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions!!


Why did God make mothers?

       1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.

       2. Mostly to clean the house.

       3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.


How did God make mothers?

       1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.

       2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring

       3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.


What ingredients are mothers made of?

      1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.

      2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.

 

Why did God give you your mother & not some other mom?

     1. We're related

     2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.


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