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WHY GOD MADE MOMS

WHY GOD MADE MOMS – Part 2

BRILLIANT! These are answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions!!


 What kind of little girl was your mom?

     1.  My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.

     2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.

     3. They say she used to be nice.


  What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?

      1. His last name.

      2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?

      3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and

YES to chores?


Why did your mom marry your dad?

    1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.

     2. She got too old to do anything else with him.

    3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.


Who's the boss at your house?

    1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.

    2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection.  She sees the stuff under the bed.

    3. I guess Mom is but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.


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