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Aging Gracefully

Aging Gracefully

A doctor, on his morning walk, noticed an elderly lady with a contented smile on her face sitting on her front step.  He stopped, greeted her, and commented how happy she looked.  The doctor asked, "Would you share your secret of life?"

"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.  Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food.  On weekends, I pop pills, yell obscenities at my neighbors, and don't exercise at all."

"That is absolutely amazing!  How old are you?"

"Thirty-four," she replied.

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