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HOLLYWOOD SQUARES - THE GOOD OLD DAYS - PART 5

 

HOLLYWOOD SQUARES - THE GOOD OLD DAYS - PART 5

These great questions and answers are from the days when game show responses were spontaneous and clever, not scripted and (often) dull as they are now. Of course, Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions.

 

Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?!

A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.

 

Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant?

A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?

 

Q. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex?

A. Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him.

 

Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?

A. Charley Weaver: His feet.

 

Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?

A. Paul Lynde: Point and Laugh.

 

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