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Now That

Now That’s Efficient!

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-pane energy-efficient kind.

Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them.  He was complaining that the windows had been installed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them yet.

Hellloooo?  Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid.  So I told him just exactly what his fast- talking sales guy had told ME last year... namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!  

“Helllooooo"?  (I told him).  "It's been a year"

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up....  
He hasn't called back, probably too embarrassed about forgetting the guarantee they made me.  
Bet he won't underestimate a blonde anymore.

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