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Goofy Conversions

Goofy Conversions

  • Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
  • 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 I.V. league
  • 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
  • 1 millionth mouthwash = 1 microscope
  • Speed of a tortoise breaking the sound barrier = Mach Turtle
  • 365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling = 1 lite year
  • Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
  • 1000 aches = 1 megahertz
  • Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
  • Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = bananosecond
  • 10 cards = 1 decacards
  • 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
  • 10 rations = 1 decoration
  • 2 monograms = 1 diagram
  • 8 nickels = 2 paradigms
  • 2 wharves = 1 paradox

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