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The Male Perspective

The Male Perspective

We've enjoyed plenty of humor at the expense of the men. Here, we turn the tables...all in good fun! There IS humor here ... but it may require an open mind.

Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

Did you hear they finally made a device that makes cars run 95% quieter? Yeah, it fits right over her mouth.

Why are hangovers better than women? Hangovers will go away.

Why do women have smaller feet than men ? So they can stand closer to the sink.

How do you know when a women's about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me...."

How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't...there's a clock on the oven!

I date this girl for two years-and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name..."

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of least he'll shut up after you let him in!

One golfer tells another: "Hey, guess what! I got a set of golf clubs for my wife!" The other replies: "GREAT trade!"

What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business?
1.No mind.
2.No business.

The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" and I said, "Dust!"

Why do women like intelligent men? Opposites attract.

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a women's sex drive by 90 percent....
Wedding cake!!!

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