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COURTROOM BLOOPERS

COURTROOM BLOOPERS – Part 2

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

 

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?

 WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"

 ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?

 WITNESS: My name is Susan.

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 ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?

 WITNESS: We both do.

 ATTORNEY: Voodoo?

 WITNESS: We do.

 ATTORNEY: You do?

 WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.

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 ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

 WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

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 ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-one-year-old, how old is he?

 WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.

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 ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?

 WITNESS: Would you repeat the question?

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