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Airline Maintenance

Airline Maintenance – Part 2

Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by the pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humour. By the way, this airline is the only major airline that has never had an accident.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're for.

P:IFF inoperative.
S:IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.

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