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Computer Swallowed Grandma

Computer Swallowed Grandma

The computer swallowed grandma.

Yes, honestly, its true.

She pressed 'control' and 'enter',

And disappeared from view.

It's devoured her, completely.

The thought just makes me squirm.

Maybe she's caught a virus

Or been eaten by a worm.

I've searched through the recycle bin

And files of every kind.

I've even used the Internet.

But, nothing did I find.

In desperation, I asked Jeeves;

My searches to refine.

The reply, from him, was negative;

Not a thing was found 'online'.

So, if, inside your 'In Box',

My Grandma you should see ~

Please 'Scan', 'Copy', and 'Paste' her

In an e-mail back to me.

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